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Joke of the Day
"What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common? Potato quality"
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"How do you kill a snail? With an as-salt rifle!"
"If electricity takes the path of least resistance... why doesn't lightning only strike the country of France?"
"Austim is a lie fabricated by the illuminati and used to promote John Cena"
"Did you hear Lorain Labbobit died in a car accident last week? Some dick cut her off!"
"Heard on Haight St. the other day: Why didnt the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Cause he was just too far out, man. Edit: I work on Haight St. This was in exchange for one cigarette."
"I handle stress the way cats bathe in water."
"HIM: Happy birthday, honey! I got you a gift basket, just like you wanted HER: Oh thanks! What's in it? HIM: What do you mean, ""in it""?"
"Apparently you can't just drop your ex off at the morgue just cause they are dead to you."
"I think my wife considers me her rainbow. Or at least, according to her, I'm on the spectrum."