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Joke of the Day
"I handle stress the way cats bathe in water."
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"What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad"
"Mum thinks she's Dad. **Dad:** Honey, where oh where is a pair of my underwear? **Mum:** Your underwear is under there. **Dad:** Under where? **Mum:** Yes."
"What do you call a gay chicken? A cock a dude'll do!"
"DOCTOR: You should lose some weight ME: Ok I'll consider it VET: Your dog should lose some weight ME: Hey bud, you're going on a diet!"
"What do you call a guy who watches child porn on the dark web? A Tor pedo."
"How I Want To Die I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the four other passengers in his car."
"[Buzzfeed for Cats] 6 THINGS THAT WILL MAKE U BOLT FROM THE ROOM -Vacuum cleaner -Walls -The floor -Air -Yourself -Nothing. Nothing at all"
"Find a group doing river baptisms. Release LSD into the water upstream. Bring friends in devil costumes. Cavort and frolic on the riverbank."
"Even after all the crap that's gone between them. They're still together. My butt cheeks :)"