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Joke of the Day
"Austim is a lie fabricated by the illuminati and used to promote John Cena"
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"Sleep is like my love life, I ain't getting any"
"There's been and explosion is a French cheese factory... All that's left is de brie!"
"Did you know that 82% of women have used vibrators? The other 18% have new ones..."
"There was a guy so dumb, that one time drug dealers sent him to Colombia to bring coke He brought back Pepsi"
"Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep."
"Amish jokes Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady? She had two Mennonite I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter"
"Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar? Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss"
"A teacher asks her class what noise a pig makes... Lil Tyrone raises his hand and says ""Freeze mothafucka!"" I guess there aren't any farms in Detroit."
"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""