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Joke of the Day
"What did the deer say to its lover? You are very ""deer"" to me."
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"What kind of tea does an anarchist drink? Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft."
"I wrote a song about a tortilla. well actually, it's more of a wrap"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"
"Words cannot describe your beauty... But numbers can. 4/10."
"Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds? They hog the Schwing set."
"Donald Trump says he'll be more presidential from now on No Juan believes that!"
"A man was at his dentist when the dentist said ""This is going to hurt a little"" Man: ""That's ok"" Dentist: ""I've been fucking your bitch since last summer"""
"My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death ""Jokes on you"" I said ""if I die in battle I'll go straight to Valhalla"""
"Grammer nazis are the worse. Thank you four you're time."