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Joke of the Day

"What kind of tea does an anarchist drink? Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft."

"My iPhone is currently updating so I have to tweet from my computer like some Ethiopian kid."

"Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them they are going to invade Iran."

"What's purple and chained to my front porch? That's my nigger and I'll paint him whatever color I want!"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irish family? None"

"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome."

"I'd rather my son bring home a pregnant girl than head lice"

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not have brains is great news for stupid people."

"What do you call a cross between a joke and a hypothetical question?"

"Starbucks announced guns are no longer allowed in their stores. Seems crazy banks didn't think of this."