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Joke of the Day

"A man was at his dentist when the dentist said ""This is going to hurt a little"" Man: ""That's ok"" Dentist: ""I've been fucking your bitch since last summer"""

"I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades."

"I treat my women like I treat my cereal Spoon first to get it wet, then eat it. P.S. I love fat chicks."

"MRW when FineBros start losing subscribers rapidly... *gets sued*"

"GOD: (creates earth) hell yea lizard planet! WINDOWSTM: restart planet for important updates GOD: um ok *dinos die, man appears* GOD: wtf"

"Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences? Because they cancan."

"At the end of obituaries in the newspaper they should give the person a score out of 100."

"Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes."

"Say what you want about pedophiles.. but at least they slow down at children's crossings."

"TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter. So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence."