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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to pay a stranger to cut my head hairs. This is normal and I'm normal for doing it"
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"What followed the Big Bang? The Big Cigarette"
"whats the difference between a girl and a bus? ""What's the difference between a girl And a bus"" ""What?"" ""As more people that go in the bus the tighter it gets"""
"ME: If home is where the heart is, I guess I live under a canopy of bloody bones. DMV WORKER: I'm not putting that on your license."
"How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag? You take the 's' out of safe and the 'f' out of way."
"""Frosted Flakes aren't just good, GURLl! They're FABULOUS! (snap)"" - Antoine the Tiger, Tony's gay brother, auditioning for the role"
"I know this guy just hit the walk button, but I'm gonna hit it again b/c he looks like an idiot who can't do anything right."
"How is an undergraduate degree like a pedophile? A minor makes both of them hard"
"why do they always say ""fight fire with fire"" in the movies and stuff? basic pokemon training renders that pretty ineffective"
"As a girl who grew up with an annoying little sister the most unrealistic thing about Frozen is how Elsa never tried to kill Anna on purpose"