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Joke of the Day

"Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute..."

"A blonde asks her brunette friend... ... ""Didn't you get an HIV test last week?"" ""Yeah, it came back negative"" answered the brunette The blonde responds ""Maybe you should study next time"""

"I bought a fleshlight today My masturbation has gotten out of hand"

"I'm unsure how I feel about my new mirror... ...I just haven't had time to reflect yet. www.ChippedBeefOnToast.com"

"with all of Canada's recent Olympic successes ... I was just thinking that we must ... have been on our 'eh' game. YEEEAAAHHH!!!"

"Looking for a joke: irish dinner potatoe Pretty close, but need to know the exact joke about irish dinner consisting of potatos and beer"

"Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust."

"Ever open a drawer to get something, forget what it was, close the drawer and immediately remember, only to have to open the drawer again?"

"You know what bothers me? When people assume you're homeless cause you're asleep on the street and your pants are gone.."

"Dominos just called to let me know my pizza's on the way. They correctly assumed I'd need time to find my pants."