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Joke of the Day
"What do gay Polish men like most up their arse? Poles."
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"I received an envelope full of semen today The mail came"
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"I don't care which way you swing, guy wearing a Tapout t-shirt & Capri pants, but you've GOT to make a choice."
"Why did the cat cross the road? Because curiousity was on the other side"
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"Girl, are you a conspiracy theory? Because I want to listen to you all day long even though I find it hard to believe a word you say."