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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the library and asks for the book ""Psycho the Rapist"".. The librarian slaps him and says it's ""Psychotherapist""!"

"Guns don't kill people. Dying kills people."

"[ cookout ] Me: OMG this ketchup is amazing! Host: yea yea we all know you brought the ketchup"

"How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap."

"Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant? because he always came in another box."

"Hug a terrorist Only 30% of people have hugged the person they're going out with."

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

"""I'd like to make a large cash deposit"" teller: ok, how much do you have? ""Wow can't a guy just share his dreams without being pressured?"""

"I'm okay with ""lol"", I'm cool with ""omg"", I even tolerate ""rofl"", but ""smh"" needs to gtfo."

"I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman."