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Joke of the Day

"What does Reddit say to the Joker that doesn't have a punchline?"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Kim and Kanye's baby will probably be delivered by C-Section to avoid getting Chlamydia on the way out..."

"Bill Gates Asked Arnold Schwarzenegger if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10, he replied: I still love vista, baby."

"I made a NTP joke once The timing was perfect."

"Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level."

"Whites are just like Asians, but with a cock"

"A group of held hands can raise your spirits. It's seance!"

"Grandma's not dead... ... she just stored in the cloud now."

"I'm optimistic that within my lifetime it will become acceptable to wear your underwear to the supermarket."