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Joke of the Day
"What does Reddit say to the Joker that doesn't have a punchline?"
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"What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano? Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!"
"My friend and I were playing 'biggest number', and for my number I simply multiplied his number by itself. I won fair and square."
"What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back? You discussed me."
"*on the karaoke mic* ""I normally don't sing outside the shower so I hope you guys don't mind if I do this naked"""
"[barber shop] BARBER: what can we do for you today? MEDUSA: well.. [removes hat] BARBER: MEDUSA: BARBER: so do you want more or less snakes?"
"Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them."
"Saw @justinbieber on a piece of toast. Am I going to hell?"
"Why did the kid get in trouble for wearing a bed sheet ghost costume? He wore a pointy hat underneath."
"History Joke What do you call a communist sniper? A Marxman!"