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Joke of the Day

"I used to sanitize my son's bottles and Lysol his toys. Then I caught him chewing on the dog's tail."

"add ""boobs"" to a famous film name 47 boobs. got it?"

"How do you know you're talking to a pilot? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Hey baby, Heaven must be missing an angle because you're kindacute."

"Did you download the new Jewber app? It doesn't allow you to tip"

"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"

"How do Reavers clean their harpoons? They put them through the Wash."

"How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza."

"Gatorade: ""We no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing."" Under his breath: ""Because 'Is it in you?' sounds wrong now."""

"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? A seizure salad."