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Joke of the Day
"What's the sexiest thing about the holocaust The shower scenes"
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"I can't think of many people who deserve to go to hell, but people who teach its existence to vulnerable children are prime candidates."
"who needs people when you got pizza"
"Might be a racist What has 4 legs and a trunk? The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk"
"If we sneezed Windex instead of spit I bet my neighbors would be cool with me standing at their window."
"$2000 date? We better be sitting at the table with Jay-Z and Obama at the same time while eating dinosaurs & sippin' on virgin Indian tears."
"Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'"
"Anyone know where I can buy some camo pants? Can't find them anywhere."
"Using the little box on my MacBook charge cord to keep my feet warm, just like my ancestors did"