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Joke of the Day

"What works better than anti-depressants? A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed."

"Best joke for Americans. My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American."

"My girlfriend said she won't miss the iPhone headphone jack as much as everyone. Said she goes to bed to another miniscule 3.5mm thing anyway."

"A Briton is on vacation in Germany. The man walks into a bar. Dies."

"Sooo much pressure as a woman to not have a mustache."

"Fetty Wap could probably get more girls. Too bad he's not much of a looker."

"Wanna see a joke? Look at your dick"

"ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick. ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent."

"I went to vegetarian restaurant the other day... I falafel afterwards."

"Why are condoms and bungee-jumping similar? You're screwed if the rubber breaks."