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Joke of the Day
"How To Ride An Escalator: -Step 1 -Now Just Chill for a Bit"
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"What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses ""Dancing With the Stars""? ""I was robbed"" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself."
"Sucks how Caesar died... ...Who knew he was allergic to knives?!"
"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels"
"What's the difference between my wife and a dead baby? I didn't kill the baby for not shutting the fuck up."
"I drank a bottle of vodka tonight and I was feeling Russian Russian to bed"
"Go away bee, don't bother me. A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing."
"One half of reddit will be mortified, the other will laugh at this joke. What did the south tower say to the north? BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz."
"What does someone have when he can tell you how many guys are in a crowd? Acumen."
"I meant to take Tylenol PM, but I accidentally took Tylenol PMS I just think it's funny how you guys only care about me when you want upvotes. Whatever. I'm fine."