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Joke of the Day
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Disney Pixar collection, except one."
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"No one likes a motherfucker *Except for the mother*"
"""You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying."" *raises megaphone to lips* How so?"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says ""hey! We have a drink named after you!"" And the grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?!"""
"My girlfriend put on a few pounds recently. That explains why I'm attracted to her more."
"Its World Malaria Day on 25th April. But what do you get the mosquito that has everything?"
"Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into just about anywhere if you just repeat ""so sorry so sorry"" and keep moving forward."
"""Do not iron"" Like that was ever going to happen..."
"Sting has launched his own range of aromatherapy oils. They're a massage in a bottle"
"Why is F-time so much fun? Because F-time is Part-E time."