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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Disney Pixar collection, except one."

"Sometimes you've got to ask yourself: 'Why am I talking to myself?'"

"""Have I made myself clear?"" Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass."

"A peanut was walking down a dark alley He got a-salted"

"Theft solution: Tits. Nobody is thinking about larceny when they're looking at tits. So ladies, help stop crime... show us your tits."

"Odd numbers I can't even..."

"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The Ultrasound guy"

"So I accidentally sent nudes to everyone in my address book. Worst part about it? Cost me a small fortune in postage stamps."

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"What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole."