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Joke of the Day

"No one likes a motherfucker *Except for the mother*"

"If I were a kidnapper, I'd drive around telling adults there's naps in the van."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!"

"How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!"

"just found out the sun can give you cancer?? WTF? why haven't we made the sun illegal yet???"

"If I've learnt anything from Zombie movies it's that people meat is pretty damn stringy."

"Why is workplace sex uncommon in local government? Because they are mostly relatives."

"Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading ""Hungry Hungry Hobo"". I shouldn't laugh right?"

"Did you hear a med school is accepting animals as students? They're calling it the hippocampus."

"2012: Oh no, my iPhone is at 10% and there's no charger. 1812: Oh no, winter is starting."