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Joke of the Day
"Sting has launched his own range of aromatherapy oils. They're a massage in a bottle"
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"Holocaust joke How do you get a jewish woman's number? You roll up her sleeve."
"Glad I read the label on that Clorox. I was about to rub it in my eyes and keep it in the reach of so many children."
"What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby? The redditor never gets gold"
"Woman: [blushing] I was told there wasn't a single werewolf left in the world. Werewolf: there isn't. I'm married."
"Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well here's the elastic band."
"I self medicate, therefore you live."
"What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!"
"Explosive knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBAR!"""
"Slept like a baby last night Woke up every hour and just cried about my life."