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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend put on a few pounds recently. That explains why I'm attracted to her more."
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"the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation"
"""It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your son is?"" ""I'm at home, mom. You raised a loser."""
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R but his first love will always be the C."
"Have you watched the movie about polynomials? I heard the *f(x)* were great!"
"Ever notice that a European male tourist dresses like a 7th grade girl from the suburbs? Graphic tees and Hollister jeans allllll day."
"50 Shades of Grey banned by Indonesia. ""We cannot condone this depravity,"" said Muhammad Adul, accompanied by his 9-year-old wife."
"Mexicans are shocked about Trump's wall But they'll get over it"
"How do you catch a Polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, place peas around the hole and when the Polar bear comes up to take a pea, you kick it in the icehole. :)"
"Did you know there's actually 4 scientific bonds? * Ionic Bond * Metallic Bond * Covalent Bond * James Bond"