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Joke of the Day

"A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says ""hey! We have a drink named after you!"" And the grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?!"""

"What is atheism? A non-prophet organisation."

"I don't understand why everyone is so passionate about sports; it's all just bullsh - HEY! YOU! NO! DARTH VADER DOES NOT HAVE A GREEN SABER!"

"Trump chose his Secretary of Defence But who will be Secretary of De Wall?"

"I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding."

"What do you call fake spaghetti? Impasta."

"A friend told me I'm out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants."

"Genders are like the twin towers There used to be two of them and now it's a really touchy subject"

"Why did the ocean take a bath? It had a sandy bottom."

"Why does ISIS call camels ""Ships of the Desert""? Because they are full of ISIS seamen."