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Joke of the Day
"What kind of food can't blind people eat? Seafood."
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"As a priest finishes paying for his hotel room, he says to the cashier: ""And can you make sure the porn in my room is disabled?"" Cashier: ""right you are, you filthy bastard!"""
"If the Swiss Army knife is so good.... How come the Swiss army never fights?"
"""I've been in 3 emotionally abusive relationships"" Said Dave to his new friend. ""I'm so sorry!"" ""Huh. I had them thinking it was their fault as well"""
"Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it."
"What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common? The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside."
"Avril: I want a divorce. You aren't a sk8er boi. So see ya later boi. Chad: This is how you remind me of what I really am?!"
"Why is Ashley Maddison the best hook up site on the Internet? Because everyone got fucked."
"What type of condom does Spock use? Vulcanized rubber!"
"I don't know why I have to jog with you, you're the fat one. ~Dogs"