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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!"
Next Joke
"[At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* This is my body *raises wine* & my blood *pulls out 8 of Clubs* & this is your card *Apostles go nuts*"
"What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker? A caver rescues a spelunker."
"When i'm hungry I eat food."
"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million... When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right"
"I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired."
"Everytime I pull a prank on Niagara She falls for it"
"A fireman's pole is a stripper's pole that takes you places."
"Why was Han solo so suspicious after sticking his dick in Princess Leia for the first time? ...it was Luke warm."
"Your sex life It doesn't exist"