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Joke of the Day
"What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat stink and be merry!"
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"[In honor of Leonard Nimoy] How many ears does Spock have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier."
"What kind of tea does water make? Humiditea."
"My oldest is 14 today. Daddy's baby is growing up. Soon she'll start looking for boyfriends and find them all dead under the floor boards."
"Taking a picture of your meal before you eat is the new ""saying grace."""
"How Would You Describe the A.I. for a Robotic Dog? A bitch to program."
"Thesaurus Club First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club."
"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Yes."
"I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th... Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons."
"How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door."