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Joke of the Day
"How Would You Describe the A.I. for a Robotic Dog? A bitch to program."
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"A Girl once asked me how I view Lesbian relationships... I told her ""In HD"". Apparently that was not the right answer"
"What's the worst thing about being a gynecologist? You can't eat on the job."
"What did one elevator say to the other? I think I'm coming down with something."
"How do you know when someone is a single mother? Don't worry! They will tell you!"
"Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets? For identification."
"Your heart beats faster, your knees go weak, you start to sweat. Is this love? No you're probably hypoglycemic"
"Went to my uncle's funeral today open bar pretty good food but my uncle was dead 3/5 stars"
"*looks east* ah, the atlantic ocean *looks west* ah, the pacific ocean *sees a bunch of idiots raving about mediocre r&b* ah,the Frank Ocean"
"I have the body of an 20 year old... ...but it's starting to stink up my basement so I'm thinking I'm gonna burn it."