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Joke of the Day
"How Would You Describe the A.I. for a Robotic Dog? A bitch to program."
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"Cat Extended Joke Must read This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!"
"Someone stole my pencil sharpener and now I can't stab people anymore."
"What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish."
"What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora? M'laria"
"Donald Trump is going to be president in 4 days. That..that's it..."
"Many people are shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician."
"If people say that love finds you... Then I must be Waldo."
"Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper? He thought it was Coke!"
"""Your generation relies too much on technology"", my grandpa said. ""No, your generation relies too much on technology"", I replied, then I unplugged his life support."