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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Yes."

"Honesty is the best policy But by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Keep that in mind."

"What's the difference between George W. Bush and Hitler? Hitler was an evil *genius*."

"Why does Pinocchio tell lies? Because he's a fucking liar."

"I can't believe the pharmacy hasn't called! ""Oh they did..3 or 4 days ago..I forgot to tell you. What's it's for anyway?"" Anxiety."

"The Neverending Story should've just been called Laundry."

"My neighborhood barber just went to jail for dealing drugs... I never knew he was a barber.."

"I was attacked by tiny bees.... The experience was belittling."

"Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date? He was too low key."

"Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day Set a man on fire and he is warm for a lifetime."