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Joke of the Day
"Taking a picture of your meal before you eat is the new ""saying grace."""
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"A new, funny, original joke that isn't a repost."
"If you drop a peanut in a shag rug forget it, let it go."
"They say the key to a fitness routine is having a workout buddy and that's why I surround myself with lazy people"
"I got hit by a can of coke... Good thing it was a soft drink."
"What kind of foods do arthritic cannibals love to eat? Finger foods..."
"Q: What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile? A: A carpet."
"""GRAAAAAAIIIINNNNS"" Vegetarian Zombie"
"Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose; to pay for self destruction"
"""You can't tell me what to do!"" I screamed, and ate the packet of silica gel."