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Joke of the Day

"If the USSR were to become a country again... ...would it be called the Soviet Reunion?"

"Freak parents out on Facebook by posting, ""Just read a health article about how a camera flash causes diabetes in kids under the age of 10."""

"Cop: Do you know how fast you were going? Me: I was trying to keep up with traffic. Cop: There`s no traffic. Me: That`s how far behind I am!"

"6 things should be common in a Girl and Tea. Should be hot. should be strong. should be sweet. adequate milk. should be ready in 5 minutes. And lastly, won't let you sleep whole night :)"

"Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!"

"What kind of online videos do fish love to watch? Hardcore prawn"

"Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances."

"I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell ""schadenfreude"", and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win."

"[Russian class] Um, why did I fail this test? Teacher: You just wrote in English and added ""ski"" to the end of the words... I knowski."

"I like to make intense direct eye contact with the person in the vehicle next to me at a stop light while I pick my nose."