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"Do u know why all the pills are white colored? Because they work"
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"In London, a man gets robbed every 4.5 minutes. And he's getting fed up with it."
"I don't understand romantic movies, why waste all that time with the complicated, man-hating main character when her slut friend is cuter."
"I bought a Female Golden retriever and named her Sophia... Because she's my Golden Girl."
"I'm too calm to be a Dermatologist. I refuse to make rash decisions."
"""I haven't accomplished much but I will harshly judge the hard work of others"" -Critics"
"Why did the photographer get arrested? He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents."
"What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman? ... a surprisingly stable person; according to my Homie O'Statis."
"I get jealous over the little stuff... Why? Because we started out doing that ""little stuff"".."
"[me as a ninja] [a smoke ball is thrown in a park] [when the smoke clears, all of the dogs in the park have stealthily been petted]"