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Joke of the Day

"[Russian class] Um, why did I fail this test? Teacher: You just wrote in English and added ""ski"" to the end of the words... I knowski."

"You're supposed to pee on a Jellyfish sting and not a jelly stain? Well that was really embarrassing."

"No Valentine On Valentines Day? Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day.."

"What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!"

"The England team won't be voting in the referendum They can never find the box let alone put a cross in it."

"Life is like a box of chocolates- -There is always that one nasty one otherwise know as your neighbor"

"Clubbing I never have a good time going out to clubs. I can't seem to hit on any girls. All my friends pay to get in and hopefully leave with a one night stand. I pay to stand for one night."

"Katt williams lost a fight to a 7th grader. This was not the first time he looked like a complete idiot in front of a crowd."

"A man walks into a cafe... splash!"

"Christmas Jokes Q: Why was Missis Claus mad last night? A: Santa came early"