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Joke of the Day

"Dear student loan, Thank you for saving my life. I can't think of how I can ever repay you."

"I'm concerned that little girls are being taught it's okay to eat."

"Hey ladies, if you don't want me staring at your tattoos, maybe you should lock your front door before showering."

"Three Tampons. Three tampons are walking down the street. One is light flow, one medium flow, and one heavy flow. Which one says hi to you? None, they are all stuck up cunts."

"Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar im so sorry"

"Goya tried to cover up a disaster at one of their factories Someone spilled the beans."

"What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !"

"Did you hear about the twins with a fruit fetish? (May be NSFW) They came in pears"

"I asked my friend if he wanted a drink and he said to surprise him so I brought back a side salad."

"'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......' 'Really ?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called ?'"