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Joke of the Day
"Dear student loan, Thank you for saving my life. I can't think of how I can ever repay you."
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"If you ever see a ghost DO NOT put a sheet over your head and make noises. They find it offensive."
"The shortest route between point A and point B is under construction."
"My gf is like the square root of negative one hundred She's a perfect ten but imaginary"
"Just cleaned out my desk. Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp. Good news: I found the plane!"
"Love is a battlefield. And I fight naked."
"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?? Jah-Bless!"
"Guys that try to pick up girls on Facebook are pathetic. Girls if you agree, message me your number so we can talk about it."
"It hurts? That's the body's way of showing you it's healing. It doesn't hurt? That's the body's way of showing you it's healing. - Doctors"
"you know its cold out... when you go outside, and its cold out. (tried this in /r/antijokes , thought the rest of the joke world might appreciate)"