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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the twins with a fruit fetish? (May be NSFW) They came in pears"
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"If a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months"
"So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ... Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a stroke."
"Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus? There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus."
"I've just wrecked myself. I wish I'd checked myself beforehand."
"A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says ""We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here."" The Higgs Boson replied, ""Well, without me, you can't have mass."""
"The periodic table has expanded and the additions were rather heavy. There's no more room for any more elephants."
"Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? For drizzle."
"TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once Whoops wrong sub"
"What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called? The Piledriver: No Holes Barred"