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Joke of the Day

"Goya tried to cover up a disaster at one of their factories Someone spilled the beans."

"A man steps into an elevator with a woman inside... He asks her, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""NO!"" He says, ""Oh shit, then it must be your pussy!"""

"What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer? Someone with no sense of tumor."

"Why are all jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women will not touch anything unless it is 10% off."

"I spent the whole night trying to solve a math problem... and then it dawned on me."

"""911, please help im dying"" Good cop: help is on the way Bad cop: just suck it up and be a man Dad cop: hi dying, im dad"

"You hear about the three guys who died in a flight simulator when a plane crashed in to the building? Apparently jet fuel can't melt irony."

"Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job? [flashback to everyone chanting ""SHIT PANTS""] Me: It was just time for a change."

"What does a man with a 10-inch penis eat for breakfast? I had a bagel."

"What do you call Muslims on a Plane? PASSENGERS!"