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Joke of the Day

"Which is the most common font i Mexico? El Vetica."

"What has 100 legs and 50 brain cells? The front row of a donald trump rally!"

"My girlfriend is like my iPhone 6 I don't have an iPhone 6"

"I've been putting vodka in my fruit smoothies. Also no fruit."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday."

"If software developers made cars They would cost $500, get 200 miles per gallon, and once a year would explode. Killing everyone inside."

"If your uncle Jack, helped you off a horse, Would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"

"I once went on a date with a playwright It was all going well, until she started making a scene"

"*me loggin into twitter* I'll have to bypass their security system *types in password* bingo"

"You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhands."