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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite game? Nahtzee."
Next Joke
"Did you guys hear they're making a sequel to the hit TV show ""Medium?"" It's called ""Large."""
"I hate myself a little for this... What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! ...Nah, just kidding! *He still hasn't unwrapped his present!!!*"
"*holds pen ready* ""How many zeros in one million?"" ""Six"" ""Ok, thanks"" *writes milli000000n*"
"Liquids with high viscosity... Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance? They resist Flo."
"What do you do at a festival when the bass is too much? Drop some acid, it'll neutralize the effect"
"I wish the book ""How to be an adult"" came in hard cover... .. it would be that much more effective at bonking stupid people in the head."
"What kind of dog does Sauron have? A La-Barad-dur"
"Tomatoes grow so fast. Other plants can't even ketchup."
"If one is an expert at tying knots, one does knot simply."