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Joke of the Day

"What do you do at a festival when the bass is too much? Drop some acid, it'll neutralize the effect"

"Where do you find a liberal at a convention? In the far left corner!"

"Very dirty joke [NSFW] A pig falls in the mud."

"What is the difference between an onion and a hooker? I am not crying when chopping up the hooker. Thank you and goodbye forever!!"

"If you think you're having a bad day, the lady who took my order in the drive-thru asked me if my order was to go."

"I think global warming is real because you hardly see The Penguin on episodes of Batman anymore"

"A redhead tells her blonde sister, ""I slept with a Brazilian..."" The blonde replies: ""Oh My Gosh! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""

"""Can I shit here?"" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead."

"I was going to tell a dick joke... But now I can't seem to 'member it."

"Did you know that Ang Lee made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon five years before he made Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, working title for the latter film was Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage."