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Joke of the Day

"Tomatoes grow so fast. Other plants can't even ketchup."

"Last week I tried to give up swearing... ...but said ""fuck it"" instead."

"What's big, huge and hairy? A Goliath bird eating tarantula."

"""I'm an introvert!"" -Extrovert, after being alone for a whole ten minutes."

"brace yourselves, the orthodontist just died"

"Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh."

"A Donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass!"

"Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?"

"What did one lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both lawyers."

"Better to have loved & lost than to have never loved at all; but if going spelunking was your idea, you should at least *try* to find her."