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Joke of the Day

"Me: Okay 2 it's time for bed 2: NO! Mommy go to bed Me: Okay *goes to bed"

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently more than 5, because my basement is still dark."

"Can you say three two-letter words that mean small? Is it in?"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull out the meat."

"I think my nephew finally figured out that there's no chameleon in this cage & that his Xmas present is a cage."

"My Father Was An Artist My father was an artist. He had an *amazing* stroke. That's how he died....."

"Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you."

"Why did a Stripper run for mayor? Because she did great on the pole"

"I wanted to tell you this great Ebola joke. You probably won't get it."

"I saw a hipster walking outside in the cold. He didn't have a jacket on, so I asked him why. He said he was outside before it was cool."