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Joke of the Day

"Why did a Stripper run for mayor? Because she did great on the pole"

"I know a lot of women who should substitute their lipstick with glue sticks."

"Ever heard of the ""door knocker""? No? It doesn't ring a bell?"

"There was a man who said... ... ""I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late."""

"Karma So yesterday I found a 15 dollar note in my purse. Not bothered to submit it to the police I went to an alley to spend the fake bill for a 1 dollar item, and I got two 7 dollar note for change!"

"I hope you brought the divorce papers... Cuz your legs are about to be separated."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar..."

"I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"

"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!, I'm gay."

"""You deleted your search history. Good move. But you forgot about something..."" *cop gets all up in suspect's face* ""Targeted. Banner. Ads."""