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Joke of the Day

"I think my nephew finally figured out that there's no chameleon in this cage & that his Xmas present is a cage."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito!kn"

"Netflix would be by far the best dating site. ""Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"""

"A baby seal walked into a club ba dum tss"

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin."

"Jewelry in my family gets passed down from generation to generation. My tongue ring used to be my grandmother's clit ring."

"AIR & SEX Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"It's like these people that have to shop at Goodwill don't even realize how lucky and trendy they are!"

"People with stick figure families on their car: Oh look how cute we are! Criminals: I'll need 3 rolls of duct tape."

"Why do pigs run from medicine? They hate getting cured."