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Joke of the Day

"Can you say three two-letter words that mean small? Is it in?"

"What's the difference between ISIS and a piece of shit? I don't know any difference either."

"What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say? It's 5 o'cluck somewhere."

"Free throws are just as good as the store-bought kind."

"Apparently Hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a Sunday."

"LA has come up with a safe space, for people that voted for Trump And they're calling it Texas"

"Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft."

"What do you call an elephant that no one needs? Irrelephant."

"Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, ""Go hide! Your teacher is here because you skipped school today."" The grandson says, ""No, you go hide. I told her you were dead!"""

"Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because she can't find the eleven."