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Joke of the Day

"I saw a hipster walking outside in the cold. He didn't have a jacket on, so I asked him why. He said he was outside before it was cool."

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"So many pants. So little yoga."
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"If your wife says ""what would you do without me?"" ""Live happily ever after"" is NOT the correct answer."