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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me she loved me and wanted to marry me so I shot her in self defense."
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"The joke about the sun Well it's too hot to handle. And the joke about the circle has no point."
"The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people's inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia"
"TIL Condoms have serial numbers.. ..but I've never rolled one down far enough to find out.."
"Unless it's that scary chick from The Ring, I really don't care who is in the restroom with me."
"What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic."
"How many times does it take for a woman on period to change a lightbulb? IT WILL TAKE THE TIME IT FUCKING NEEDS !!!"
"Why is it hard for men to understand women? Because you have to study abroad to understand them."
"For #BackToTheFutureDay try and get your mom to hit on you."