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Joke of the Day
"I had sex twice in 24hours and I'm so glad that I have 4000 people to brag about it to"
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"What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."
"Why do you never see Mexicans with acne? They keep slipping off."
"How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you."
"I was having sex with a hot girl yesterday and she kept yelling someone else's name. Do you know anybody by the name of ""rape""?"
"*buys dog organic, free-range, non-nitrate chicken treats for $7.99, buys self Big Mac"
"What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino? HellifIknow!"
"[pick-up line] Your like perfect ionizing energy to my electrons ... You really make me excited"
"Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair? He was too good a conductor"
"I once left a love note on the wrong car, so yeah, you should totally trust me with important paperwork."