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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino? HellifIknow!"
Next Joke
"hy haven't you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they're really, really good at it."
"I have a love/hate relationship with mood swings."
"What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !"
"Women are from Venus, men are wrong."
"What do you call a hairy gay man who suffers from mood swings? A bipolar bear"
"""DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE GYM, BABY! AGES THREE TO NIIIIINNNNE!"" - Axl Rose, playground monitor."
"Women are like cars... Only the broken ones stick around."
"What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka? A sorority."
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free. (Stolen from my science textbook)"