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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair? He was too good a conductor"

"How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone? You Poke-r Face."

"Why are yogurt eaters sophisticated? Because they're WELL-CULTURED."

"Why was the lifeguard unable to save the hippie from drowning in the ocean? He was too *far out, man*."

"Motorcycles, more like donor cycles."

"Did you hear about the prize-winning author that got a chicken in the mail? It was a pullet surprise!"

"What's the difference between a hotdog and a dead baby? You don't ejaculate on a hotdog before you eat it."

"Peanut butter and jelly are so in love with each other that all they do is lay around in bread all day."

"What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights? Make blonde jokes!"

"In Russia I like my coffee the way I like my women..."