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"Lubricant?? ... Lubri-CAN!!!"
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"[First Date] ME: I prepared some questions to get to know you HER: Ok! ME: What's the capital of Honduras? HER: um... ME:[writing] bad at geo-"
"Floyd Mayweather is unbeaten Can't say the same about the women in his life"
"I tried to sign up to a website yesterday. I put in the password 'beefstew' But it said the password wasn't stroganoff."
"Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics? Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US."
"what do pirates have with their fish tart arrrrrrrr sauce"
"What's long, hard and a bit shitty at the end? This joke."