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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the person who sleeps on the wet spot? Overcome"

"Room service: Would you like your glass of wine before din...Me:(interrupting) YES."

"Some days having kids makes it all worthwhile. I haven't experienced any yet, but statistically they're bound to happen at some point."

"Ma'am, your son is dead. Why, what happened, officer? He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back."

"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."

"Arrogant lady, owned ! Lady : I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! Man : If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't have a say in the matter."

"Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The Wheelchair (Dont hate me)"

"wy does santa have so many kids? he has all the ho ho ho's"

"They say in life expect the unexpected'. So I did, and f*ck all happened. I wasn't expecting that."

"People say I'm odd because... I CAN'T EVEN"