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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the person who sleeps on the wet spot? Overcome"
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"If Mitt Romney was president, we'd blame everything on him. ""Damn why is it so cold outside? It wasn't this cold when Obama was president."""
"Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going."
"Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats."
"[Commercial] *Camera focuses on a man choking on a whole apple* Narrator: ""If only there was a better way?"" [On Screen Caption] TEETH"
"Knock knock.. (feat. My 9yo brother) Knock knock.. \*sigh..\* Who's there? Interrupting doctor Interrupting doct-- You have cancer."
"How did they get John McAfee out of Guatemala? McAfee Removal Tool"
"""Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way..."" - ""We should call it AAAA!"" ""You're fired."""
"Never date an Aztec woman.. They will rip your heart out."
"Have you ever visited the area between Thailand and Vietnam? Don't bother. It's pretty Laos-y."