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Joke of the Day

"Oh you're a foodie? You like food? Wow you are very unique. Personally I'm a foodie but I'm also a breathie. Love to breathe."

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"Vader: I'll teach you the Death Star's power Leia: By blowing up my planet? Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint presentation Leia: NOOO!!!"
"Procrastinators Unite! Tomorrow"
"The day my wife found out she was pregnant, everything changed... My name, my phone number, my address, and my country of residence."
"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"
"How many Jews can fit in a shower? Don't ask me, ask Hitler"
"I had no idea she was allergic to rat poison your honor"
"How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin? She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* ""I'm out..."""
"A man walks into a bathroom and slips on a turd.. Another man approaches and says ''are you alright mate? I just did that''"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today They must have been laced or something cause I've been trippin all day."