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Joke of the Day

"Oh you're a foodie? You like food? Wow you are very unique. Personally I'm a foodie but I'm also a breathie. Love to breathe."

"Confucius say... Baseball is wrong! Man with four balls cannot walk!"

"Which two farm animals are the dirtiest? Brown chicken brown cow.."

"So I the ceo of apple came out as gay I guess their iphones really are bent"

"I'd be the worst 911 Operator. ""Uh ma'am I think you mean he was lying in a puddle of his own blood, not laying."""

"A skinny guy with a 6-pack is like a fat chick with t*ts. It doesn't count"

"It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose."

"What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand."

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world Those who can count and those who can't"

"What does a Jewish man get when he runs into a wall with an erection? a broken nose."