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Joke of the Day

"What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits? He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse."

"Idea to help fight the obesity epidemic in America: Force Walmart to keep their parking spaces at least 200 yards from their entrances."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?"

"Funny one liner: Virgin Pussy is a ""Road not taken"""

"Yet another ""No DMs"" bio. All this civil rights progress but bigotry against Dungeon Masters is still tolerated."

"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it."

"What do you get when you cross The Atlantic with The Titanic? About halfway."

"I'm white and my wife is black. I'm trying to convince her we should adopt a Chinese baby so we can tell people that's how they are made"

"What do you call the mythical cookie baking creatures with strong vaginal muscles? The *kegel*-er elves."

"Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes."