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Joke of the Day

"What did the photographer say when he retired? ""I can't take it anymore!"""

"I met an urban dwarf who keeps perfect time. He's a metronome."

"How do you know when you have a high sperm count? Your partner has to chew before swallowing..."

"What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint? Both crews were marooned."

"You see those cows over there? They are outstanding in their field."

"Hey girl, are you Karma? ...because Karma is a bitch."

"What does the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"A: What are you doing? B: Nothing A: Didn't you do that yesterday? B: I havent finished..."

"Throwing glass is wrong in some peoples eyes."

"Came out to my parents at Christmas. Later that day my nephew asked to play hide and go seek. Now I'm back in the closet."